Lift up your hands
Hate can move mountains!
Albert Stark (A Million Ways to Die in the West)

swarley-daggers:

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was in this huge building that I suppose must have been a school, only I kept running into Lena Hall everywhere when I couldn’t find my classes, and Neil was apparently reaching in that same building, so I took a hall pass so I could…

This is actually perfect.

Your background is too much. I love it. There's like six Neils taking off their shirts simultaneously before my eyes is this heaven

imperiumwife:

swarley-daggers:

Oh Luther, darling, my background is ALWAYS too much.

I even read this in hedwig voice.

That was the point.

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

highlaurie:

My hobbies include listening to wig in a box every time I get ready to go out and spending days without listening to the origin of love just so when I finally do the feelings are 10x stronger

rainerpism:

Hello everyone!!! So. Because I collect Hedwig and the Angry Inch merchandise practically in bulk, I’ve got extras of things and have decided to do a little bit of a giveaway! I’m also throwing in some hand-made stuff as a promotion for my HEDWIG AND YITZHAK IMPERSONATION CHANNEL that I’ve started with my friend!

Hedwig’s Twitter [x]
Yitzhak’s Twitter [x]
Youtube Channel [x]
Facebook Page [x]


WHAT THE WINNER WILL GET (THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE!!!)

  • A Hedwig and the Angry Inch Opening Night Playbill (Mint Condition!)
  • A promotional “Bring a cheap date” 3 dollar bill that was circulated when the movie first came out. (Also mint!)
  • A hand-made Hedwig pin I pressed at a library fair!
  • A CUSTOME MADE Hedwig and the Angry Inch-themed T-shirt! The one pictured is one I made for when I saw it when it first opened. It has been washed, worn, and stained multiple times and the glitter and paint stay in tact. I will design you a shirt based on your favorite song or theme from the show! Wow! Free custom art on your body!
  • A copy of the updated Hedwig on Broadway script
  • A package of Gummibarchen
  • Some super glittery nail polish. 
  • A choice of two vintage playbills from my playbill collection! (NOT SHOWN. I have a huge stack and will send pictures/ect. to the winner.) 
  • A digital link to a special Hedwig surprise that is definitely not a Hedwig on Broadway with NPH bootleg, no, certainly not.

I WILL SHIP TO ANYWHERE IN THE U.S. AND CANADA! Anywhere outside of that I would ask for you to pay the difference in shipping cost, so be aware of that before you enter!

TO BE CONSIDERED:

  • Must be following me! (rainerpism)
  • Must subscribe to Hedwig & Yitzhak on Youtube! (Link above! Watch the videos! We’re funny and put a lot of work into what we do!)
  • Must love Hedwig!
  • Reblog only
  • Can reblog multiple times. Go crazy!

A winner will be chosen using a random (number) generation on SEPTEMBER 12th. If the winner doesn’t contact with in 24 hours of announcement, I will choose someone else!

Gut luck, Hedheads! 

Neil, ladies and gentlemen
Neil: If you're given the chance to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, then do it- provided it's Cabaret on Broadway, and not in some dude's basement.
Neil: I'm more worried about my eyebrows than having to tuck my wiener down with duct tape.
Neil: Put a condiment on your sausage and your wife won't get crabs.
Neil: *On making out with Cobie*
It's a fun new feeling downstairs.
Neil: It was a very strange feeling having the tail of a snake wrapped around your stuff.
Neil: It's not fondling if you're not feeling anything.
Neil: I was equally horned up as Barney, pre and post coming out.
Neil: (On his role jn How I Met Your Mother)
I never thought I'd get to make out with so many chicks. It's like... A lot. I once dry humped an old lady. And then I came to work.
Neil: Now I can do more porn and you guys won't think badly of me!
Neil: (Concerning his Rolling Stone cover)
We didn't know what to do with my erection. It just didn't seem to be going away. So they were like "let's put a hat on it," and I was like "okay."
Neil: I should have taken the Stormtrooper costume because Cobie and I had sex in it. While she was wearing it.
Neil: I think I'm like one-sixth robot. And it's the bottom sixth, if you know what I mean.
Neil: (After a man leaving Hedwig commented "thanks for the lapdance)
Thanks for the boner.
Neil: I just hope my porn career doesn't affect my future filmmaking.

How is it that Lena Hall can look so good as both a guy and a woman like that is just not fair to anyone

patrice-is-the-mother:


¬ 16/50 photos of the flawless himym cast

draw me like one of your french girls

patrice-is-the-mother:

¬ 16/50 photos of the flawless himym cast

draw me like one of your french girls